{"id":356,"date":"2008-08-02T16:16:04","date_gmt":"2008-08-02T14:16:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mogieb.net\/?p=356"},"modified":"2008-08-02T16:30:33","modified_gmt":"2008-08-02T14:30:33","slug":"jeg-d%c3%b8de-pa-toppen-gjorde-du","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/guleweb.com\/blogg\/?p=356","title":{"rendered":"PR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00e5 er det like f\u00f8r jeg buser ut &laquo;OMG&raquo; over hele LCD-skjermen min her. Hvem gidder lese s\u00e5nt m\u00f8l? Hvem? Jo! Vi har en savnet nordmann MED kone.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_361\" style=\"width: 136px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/guleweb.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/awesome-mountain-climber-small.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-361\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-361 \" title=\"awesome-mountain-climber-small\" src=\"http:\/\/guleweb.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/awesome-mountain-climber-small-300x231.jpg\" alt=\"s\u00e5\u00e5 mye is..\" width=\"126\" height=\"97\" srcset=\"http:\/\/guleweb.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/awesome-mountain-climber-small-300x231.jpg 300w, http:\/\/guleweb.com\/blogg\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/awesome-mountain-climber-small.jpg 400w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 126px) 100vw, 126px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-361\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">s\u00e5\u00e5 mye is..<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Oh herrigud. Mer s\u00e5peskum skal vi vel lete lenge etter. Og vet du hva som er s\u00e5 stort med de savnede? Jo. De er geniale nok som g\u00e5r til toppen av det mest ugjestmilde stedet p\u00e5 jord for \u00e5 f\u00e5 \u00e6re og heder uansett hvor mange armer og bein de m\u00e5 amputere etterp\u00e5.<\/p>\n<p>N\u00e5 skal jeg ikke slakte disse testosteroninjiserte klatrerne som omsider har funnet ut at de ikke kan v\u00e6re best for alltid. Jeg har jo nettopp funnet ut hvordan jeg kan iscenesette min egen d\u00f8d via Dagbladet p\u00e5 en enkel m\u00e5te den dagen jeg er 70 \u00e5r gammel:<br \/>\n&laquo;70-\u00e5ring klarte nesten Galdh\u00f8piggen&raquo; &laquo;Familie stolt over tapper klatrer &#8211; SE BILDENE HER!&raquo;<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"http:\/\/www.dagbladet.no\/nyheter\/2008\/08\/02\/542462.html\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dagbladet.no\/nyheter\/2008\/08\/02\/542462.html\">http:\/\/www.dagbladet.no\/nyheter\/2008\/08\/02\/542462.html<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>N\u00e5 er det like f\u00f8r jeg buser ut &laquo;OMG&raquo; over hele LCD-skjermen min her. Hvem gidder lese s\u00e5nt m\u00f8l? Hvem? Jo! Vi har en savnet nordmann MED kone. Oh herrigud. Mer s\u00e5peskum skal vi vel lete lenge etter. Og vet du hva som er s\u00e5 stort med de savnede? Jo. De er geniale nok som [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ot-off-topic","category-tanker"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/guleweb.com\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/guleweb.com\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/guleweb.com\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guleweb.com\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guleweb.com\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/guleweb.com\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":366,"href":"http:\/\/guleweb.com\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions\/366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/guleweb.com\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guleweb.com\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/guleweb.com\/blogg\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}